Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

SO TODAY AFTER WORK I WENT TO WALMART TO GET A CALCULATOR.

i saw this guy there. i knew him from before because we kinda, well, you know. well anyway, he just like stopped talking to me after we, you know. i was like, hey, that’s not cool. and then i was like, why? well i saw him at walmart and it was VERY entertaining. i recognized him and i know he saw me because i caught him looking at me a couple of times. i stood behind him and his friend at the self check out line and i just kept my eyes on him. he was talking to his friend, clearly trying to pretend he didn’t notice me. it was great because he kept stuttering and he wouldn’t look up at all. he couldn’t even enter his pin number for his debit card right. he had to do it like three times. i could totally tell this was torture for him and i loved every second of it. i’m not gonna lie, i was already feeling, idk, sexy because my shirt was a size small and i got a really good workout from scrubbing the walls at work lol. so that was a plus haha. i bet wishes he still talks to me now.

anywhat, i’m pretty sure when he saw my face it gave him hell. you know, like that song. i hope i run into him again haha.

i hope this doesn’t make me sound like a major jerk face douche nozzle.

Posted: Mon December 12th, 2011 at 10:00pm
Notes: 16
  1. hmongsausages said: lol. “scrubbing the walls at work”
  2. claudiocarbajal said: omg i love the way you talk! you should be in movies.
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